Archive for 2009

“Oh, they didn’t tell you?”

One thing that really bugs me about Chinese culture: Nowism. It’s when you find out important things like meeting times, vacation days and canceled classes right as they are happening.

As frustrating as it is, nowism is an inescapable phenomenon that happens to everyone here, including myself.

Exhibit A: I came to teach my first class at 8:35 today, only to find that another teacher had taken over. When she saw me in the hallway, waiting to begin class, she stepped out to talk to me.

“Class started at 8:10 today,” she said.

“What?!” I asked incredulously.

“Oh, they didn’t tell you?”

I later found out that the school follows a slightly altered schedule once the winter season begins. Since the temperatures are now cooler, the students can’t do their morning exercises outside until later. Hence, first period begins at 8:10 instead of 8:40.

Wish I had known that before I showed up to class 30 minutes late.

Exhibit B: On three separate occasions, I showed up to empty classrooms.

“Oh, they didn’t tell you? All the children are sick, so they are at home today.”

Exhibit C: Sometimes I come back to my English office, only to find that the doors are locked and the other teachers gone. These days are known as Meeting Days.

Once, not knowing that it was a Meeting Day, I left my purse, wallet and cell phone in the office and figured I’d just go back and grab them at the end of the school day. Not having a key, I had to go to the Dean’s Office and find out where the other teachers were so that I could unlock the door and take my things.

“Oh, they didn’t tell you? The other English teachers are at a meeting off campus. It might take a few hours for you to get in.”

Now, I bring my purse with me to all my classes.

It finally starts to feel like Fall in Shenzhen. Well, sort of.

The weather in Shenzhen for today, November 4

The weather in Shenzhen for today, November 4

It was just 60 degrees outside when I walked to school this morning, according to Weather Underground. That’s a dramatic drop in the temperature I’ve been getting used to here.

You’d think being from Michigan would mean I wouldn’t have any problems with this “cold” weather. But it’s surprising how quickly I’ve adapted to Shenzhen’s tropical climate. I was a little ashamed to find myself shivering and desiring a coat.

Craziest thing I saw in China today #1

A teacher at my school wearing a shirt that said “I’m too sexy for my cat.”

I’m going to guess she was not an English teacher.

Dragon fruit: meh

After hearing raving reviews of dragon fruit (huǒ lóng guǒ 火龙果) by some of my foreign friends who had been to China before, I decided to give it a try today.

An unpeeled dragonfruit

An unpeeled dragonfruit, probably one of the more interestingly shaped fruits I've seen here.

The seedy insides

The seedy insides

Verdict: meh.

The taste was satisfactory, though a little too subtle for my liking. It was the texture that made it disappointing.

I’ve come to learn that I shouldn’t have high expectations for things like food in China, as I’ll probably be let down. On the other hand, I’ve been pleasantly surprised by foods that at first glance didn’t seem all too appealing.

I live in a city that was built less than 30 years ago

As you know, I am living in Shenzhen, China. The city is one of China’s Special Economic Zones (SEZs). Without going into too much history, it’s basically a city that was designated by the government to have more flexible economic laws. SEZs were created as part of China’s Economic Reforms (改革开放 or Găigé kāifàng; literally: “The Reform and Opening Up Policy”) of the late 1970s and early 1980s.

I’ve been told by many people here that the Shenzhen as we know it now did not exist 30 years ago. It’s been hard for me to picture this bustling city as a small fishing village.

That is, until I recently discovered these photos of the city from 1980 by Flickr user Leroy W. Demery, Jr.

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Don’t judge a book by its cover. Or an eggfruit by its appearance. [EDITED]

EDIT: Commenter Aswin points out that this is actually passionfruit, and not eggfruit like I originally said.

Today, my neighbors offered me 鸡蛋果 (jīdànguǒ). Literally: Eggfruit. It’s just as weird as it sounds.

This is an egg fruit. It looks like an egg. Wonder where the name came from?

This is an eggfruit. It looks like an egg. Wonder where the name came from?

WTF.

WTF.

It took a moment for me to muster up my courage and give this fruit a try. When I finally did, I was impressed. It was absolutely delicious. I can’t really describe the taste too well, but it was a little bit like a pineapple and orange fused together.

I want this shirt.

The shirt reads "Beijing Huar." It's making fun of the distinct Beijing accent which sounds a little bit like that of a Pirate.

The shirt reads "Beijing Huar." It's making fun of the distinct Beijing accent which sounds a little bit like that of a Pirate.

Back in August, I spent close to three weeks training in Beijing to receive my TEFL certificate. One major difference I’ve noticed between Beijing and Shenzhen is the accent people in both cities have.

Beijing ren (Beijing people) tend to add a distinct “arr” to the end of words. Nanfang ren (Southern people) avoid the “arr” because they believe it is bu hao ting (hard to listen to).

The “arrr” is known as erhua or the “Beijing huar.” It has the tendency to make speakers sound like a pirate. (Pirates say “arr” a lot, get it?)

Taxi drivers in Beijing had some of the thickest erhua I’ve ever heard. Their words seemed to be slurred, making it difficult to get around the city.

The concept of the “Beijing huar” amused me, so I decided to look it up online. The first thing I found was a website selling these t-shirts making fun of the accent.

Says the homepage:

“A distinctive feature of Beijing Mandarin is the “arr” sound at the end of many words, making you sound like a pirate! Celebrate this cultural synergy!”

Brilliant.

My school tries to keep me safe by … giving me a second door

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Two doors? Why not?

Just a few hours after my iPhone was stolen yesterday, I came back to my dorm to find a man installing a steel-frame door with bars. I’m not sure if this was my school’s way of responding to the incident — I was pickpocketed on the street, after all — but it’s an interesting solution given my dorm already has a metal door with three locks. And bars on all my windows. And a bao an (security guard) that has to buzz me in everytime I come to the building.

Better safe than sorry, I guess.

It is entirely possible to have your iPhone stolen while you are using it

IMG_9198, originally uploaded by Sheryl McKee

Unfortunately, I learned this the hard way today.

I was on my routine 10 minute walk to teach classes and had a lot of bags in my hands. I placed the iPhone in a side pocket of my bag — a different pocket than I normally use (and a mistake I now deeply regret).

I was listening to music at the time when it suddenly stopped. Normally, I would have instantly reacted, but my iPhone has been starting to randomly pause music in the middle of songs. I figured it was just another one of these instances.

I took a moment to set my bags down. When I looked in the pocket to press the play button, the iPhone was gone. My earphones, meanwhile, were still in my ears.

To say I’m devasted would be an understatement, but luckily my contacts and music were synched with my computer. Canceling the service and changing passwords won’t be difficult either.

Moral of the story: even if you’re using your device, nothing will stop a determined pickpocketer from taking it.

This warm weather thing will take some getting used to

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This was Shenzhen's forecast for today, October 18.

Meanwhile, back in Michigan — the land of college football, crunchy leaves, warm cider, candy corn and Pumpkin Spice Lattes — it’s a cool 30°.