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An apology to grade school teachers, on behalf of bratty students everywhere

Me, age 6. Don't be fooled: behind those big eyes and that gap-toothed smile is a devil in disguise.

Me, age 6. But don't be fooled: behind that gap-toothed smile is a devil in disguise.

I have a confession to make: I was a brat in grade school.

In Kindergarten at St. Michael Catholic School, it was almost guaranteed that you could find me sitting in the corner on a daily basis. My teacher, Mrs. Pavelek, frequently sent me there because I never shut up.

That same year, I stole toys from class, Latchkey and even store displays. My mom, a city prosecutor, gave me a tour of a jail cell and told me I’d end up there if I continued my thievery.

In first grade, I got a C in conduct.

At the end of recess on a cold day in second grade, our principal, Sister Dolores Ann, pulled me out of line and took me back to her office. She wrote me up because I was being too loud.

And in fourth grade, I got a B- in conduct because I did self-assigned art projects in the middle of other classes. My teacher that year once endearingly referred to me as a motor-mouth.

This confession comes about after recent encounters with difficult students. As you know, I am an English teacher at Luoling Primary in Shenzhen, China. Each week, I teach 15 classes — 10 fourth grade and 5 third grade. Each class contains around 50-60 students, of which there are bound to be troublemakers.

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How’s this for a mouthful?: The name of my school

Shenzhen Luoling Foreign Language Experimental School. (Pinyin: Shenzhen Shi Luoling Waiyu Shiyan Xuexiao; Characters: 深圳市落铃外语试验学校). Or Luoling for short.

It’s a primary school in Shenzhen’s Luohu district. I teach 10 fourth-grade and 5 third-grade classes here.

Why “experimental”? I’ve been told tacking on the word “experimental” to the name is a way for Chinese schools establish themselves as credible institutions.

Luoling’s website can be found here.